THE SPAMMER'S DOWNFALL: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be king of the hill, you know? Sending out loads of spam every day, racking up those clicks. People would fall for it on my sleazy schemes. But now? Now I'm just a washed-up spammer, slaughtered by those pesky spam blockers. My inbox is a wasteland. My once-booming empire has shattered. The joys of a successful spam campaign are just a n